CHEESY PICK UP LINES PHONE NUMBER


Cheesy Pick Up Lines Phone Number

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Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Are you my phone charger?

  • Me-n-U You're like pizza.
  • Walk up to someone and bite them anywhere Sorry, taking a bite out of crime.
  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'U' and 'I' together. Excuse me, but you dropped something back there" What?
  • I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on. You look so familiar

DESCRIPTION: Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world! Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? Cause ever since I met you, my life has been Rosey.


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Paul Monroe: not bad,never heard of her.

Madison Mayer: Very sexy lady,looks like a lotta fun to be had while sexing her.

Ben Halima: Too busy with the camera.

TheBeofox: i want any one to fuck him

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Barrie James: great, more vids of this toilet please!

Amelie Mileva: would love to be fucked from behind by her

Demonraj RKM: peida no pau gostosaaa

Tensionhead: Name Of The Pron Star(femel)

Mustafa Hg: wish she took the socks off

Eric Decamps: the day chuck norris got fucked

Do you like Nintendo? Because you Rock my world! Are you from Tennessee? Your lips look so lonely

Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? Can I follow you home? Know what's on the menu?

If I were a transplant surgeon, I'd give you my heart. Even if there wasn't any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you! Could you please step away from the bar?

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Please call an ambulance, your beauty is killing me.

If I had to choose between one night with you or winning the lottery Cause you satisfy me.

  • Cheesy Pick Up Lines – Awkwardly funny
  • Were you arrested earlier? No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.
  • Cheesy, but in a like… good corny way
  • Because I just scraped my knee falling for you. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
  • How much does it cost to date you?

Top Rated Cheesy Pick Up Lines

Hi, I'm insert name here. I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me. You must be a very important textbook passage, because seeing you is the highlight of my day. Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib. Do you have a Band-Aid? If you were a tropical fruit, you'd be a Fine-apple! Nice to meet you, I'm your name and you are

I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship? Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together? Cause you're so Dope! That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it. Because you're my juan and only! You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

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